I've Been High

No, I'm not dead, and yes, I'm going to be doing regular updates again. It's been a difficult month, fraught with problems - medical problems, dental problems, problems getting off my ass and disengaging from the Playstation - you know, all that Circle of Life stuff. There are no serious health issues, but I am way too high on all these meds to be able to come up with a decent post at the moment (and believe me, I tried - it came out like some shit you'd find in the diary of a schizophrenic recluse, all written in spirals that extend outward from the center of the page - not much different from what I write when I'm sober, I guess, except moreso). So thanks for being patient (those who didn't e-mail demanding I return to posting, anyway), and the doctor will see you shortly. Moo!

Awright, I finally got the bitch-ass new issues of Entertainment Weekly and People today, so I'll update within the next 2 days. What I really wanted to mention, however, was that in the new EW, the writers/editors have started responding to the readers' letters themselves. Somebody tip 'em off to this blog? Just couldn't deal with the public perception that some nobody cared more about your readers than you, could you, EW? So now you're horning in on my market. Well, guess what? You can fuck off back to writing puff pieces on Katherine Heigl, because I'm not letting some giant corporation dictate what I'm going to write about. It's called freedom of speech, motherfuckers - look into it! I shall not be silenced!

Now, if you'll pardon me, I must stop typing non-work-related shit before I get fired.