Responding to letters from the fools who write to Entertainment Weekly and People. Because somebody has to.
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Monday, April 14, 2008
No updating 'til Wednesday or Thursday this week - I've got a bunch of extra-curricular shit going on. But after that, I'll go back to daily posts. I'll even try to do some extra entries on the weekend to make up for it. See you in a couple days.
In addition to responding to letters from the fools who write to Entertainment Weekly and People, I'm happy to answer letters from readers (and if those readers happen to be fools as well, so much the better). Want to know if it's possible to grow weed in zero gravity? How to always get an edge at casino blackjack? Whether you should invest the kids' college funds in sorghum futures? I don't have a clue about any of these subjects, but I'll do my best to make some shit up. E-mail me at email@example.com. Or don't. To be honest, I really don't care.